satan

satan
1. (Satan) (6611↑, 1804↓)
The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
2. (Satan) (3933↑, 827↓)
Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
3. (satan) (2756↑, 665↓)
Who politicians serve.

Who politicians want YOU to serve.

Author: Satan is a political whore\! http://satan.urbanup.com/1066218
4. (satan) (1694↑, 537↓)
The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.

5. (satan) (1522↑, 500↓)
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness] master of Hell

After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.

6. (satan) (1521↑, 600↓)
Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability.

OJ: "Satan made me do it\!" Pope: "You are forgiven."

7. (satan) (1067↑, 577↓)
Barbera Streisand

Barbera Streisand is SATAN\!\!\!

8. (satan) (423↑, 145↓)
a misunderstood guy. he makes sure heaven doesn't have any bad people ruining it for everyone. wow. what a great guy.

would hitler fit in heaven? NO

9. (Satan) (484↑, 210↓)
Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

10. (satan) (355↑, 89↓)
Santa spelled wrong...

s-a-n-t-a santa s-a-t-a-n satan

Author: boom durka durka boom http://satan.urbanup.com/1685228
11. (satan) (258↑, 40↓)
Who dyslexic kids ask for Christmas presents.

I want a Tire Fruck and a Beddy Tear for Christmas, Satan\!

Author: TubaGuitarMan http://satan.urbanup.com/2249048
12. (Satan) (322↑, 140↓)
Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.

Ya better figure it out mang.

Author: satanists are brainwashing control freaks http://satan.urbanup.com/1112876
13. (satan) (309↑, 129↓)
Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession: Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night\!

14. (Satan) (259↑, 102↓)
My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money. "That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

15. (Satan) (231↑, 99↓)
the government................

The government is Satan.

16. (Satan) (309↑, 211↓)
Picture Hitler at a NAMBLA convention molesting little boys and holocausting Jews\!

THAT's what Satan is\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Satan is a sick sadistic asshole\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://satan.urbanup.com/980837
17. (Satan) (163↑, 85↓)
Personified evil who walks the earth and makes humans screw eachother over. The devil (see [O.J. Simpson]

Satan is a real bastard.

Author: Montague Fisk http://satan.urbanup.com/1217123
18. (Satan) (127↑, 55↓)
Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.

Hell now runs on Windows\! - Satan Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed

Author: Linus B. Torvalds http://satan.urbanup.com/1839360
19. (satan) (117↑, 64↓)
1.SATAN- Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks. 2. Commonly know as, the devil.

1. SATAN kept me secure in the mid 1990's. 2. Hail Satan\!

20. (Satan) (94↑, 45↓)
The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you Won't you turn my way?

Author: staccato brainstem http://satan.urbanup.com/1061689
21. (satan) (96↑, 48↓)
Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary. Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.

Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing" Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth." Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail." Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?" Church: "What could we calleth it?" Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."

Author: anonymously_wasted http://satan.urbanup.com/1917816
22. (Satan) (58↑, 15↓)
Satan has come forth in human form as [dubstep] producer [Rusko]. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an [uberEpic] battle with his nemesis [God] (aka [deadmau5]).

Rusko is the second coming of Satan\!\!

23. (Satan) (132↑, 98↓)
Satan is nobody's friend.

If he was an ice-cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick\!

24. (Satan) (42↑, 13↓)
According to Christianity, Satan was originally an angel who rebelled against God (power to the people\!) and also influenced Adam and Eve to eat the fruit of knowledge- which implies that had they of not eaten it, then we might not have possessed the knowledge to question authority. Ultimately, Satan was thrown into the lake of fire with his other followers- which also implies that Satan is a victim too in all of this, and considering he braved god's wrath to question the lord's divine authority- it says a lot about how Satan should be perceived, and that Satan might have had decent intentions after all. Of course, this is all subject to whether you have religious ideals- in which case, you might want to consider which being you're supporting :P

Satan's ultimate goal is to lead people away from the love of God, and to lead them into fallacies which God opposes- or if you look at it another way, fallacies which mean God no longer has control over you- some of these fallacies are listed below: Premarital sex: A normal desire for human beings, and it should not be perceived as a sinful. Everyone has the right to love their body and the body of others, providing they realise what sex entails and that they are aware of any implications that follow the activities they are parcitipating in. Drugs: As we know, some drugs are very dangerous for the body and mind- but naturally occuring drugs such as weed and hallucinogens can lead to experiencing alternative perceptions of reality, and providing necessary precautions are taken, this can lead to positive realisations about yourself and the world you live in. And may also result in a more independent mindset- which would be bad for God, understandably... Rock Music: Opposed by hardcore Christians, Rock music is actually celebratory of everything that makes us human- and is known for championing complex ideas (seen in art rock, etcetera) and anti- authority ideals. Again, bad for God... In all, there are lots of things perceived as sinful by Christianity- most of these are merely aspects which contribute to our independence and rights as a human being.

Author: Firelovesugar http://satan.urbanup.com/5311591
25. (Satan) (47↑, 22↓)
Micheal Jackson's father, Joe Jackson.

Here is Joe Jackson (Satan) claim: "Michael Jackson's father told CNN's Larry King Monday night that he never beat his son or made any mistakes in raising him." The Truth: "Micheal Jackson had a difficult relationship with his father. He stated that he was physically and emotionally abused during incessant rehearsals, whippings, and name-calling, though he credited his father's discipline for his success. In one altercation recalled by Marlon, Joseph held Michael upside down by one leg and "pummeled him over and over again with his hand, hitting him on his back and buttocks". Joseph would also trip or push the boys into walls. One night while Jackson was asleep, Joseph climbed into his room through the bedroom window, wearing a fright mask and screaming. He said he wanted to teach the children not to leave the window open when they went to sleep. For years afterward, Jackson said he suffered nightmares about being kidnapped from his room. Joseph acknowledged in 2003 that he had whipped Jackson as a child."

Author: blackkitty7000 http://satan.urbanup.com/4125886
26. (Satan) (39↑, 18↓)
A man of wealth and taste. (After the [Rolling Stones].) His role is much maligned. He actually keeps his minions from sticking in the pitchforks that much harder.

Satan: Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

27. (Satan) (89↑, 70↓)
1. Big red dude that lives in [hell] 2. [Marlyn Manson]'s Bestest buddy 3. daddy of the Antichrist 4. [Recreational Killer] that likes to use Satanism in a situation

1. Hello all welcome to hell please get in line for your torture 2. Marlyn you look great in that Camisole 4. Cop1: we have a Satan down at the Warehouse sexually toturing women Cop2:shit...

28. (Satan) (37↑, 19↓)
The name Satan (stn in Hebrew) comes from Judaism meaning something like adversary. The being served as a companion and counter view to that of the Jewish god, testing God's followers and prompting God to prove the power of its people's faith and dedication. In Christianity, Satan is the fallen angel Lucifer, who is typically seen as the one responsible for weakness in the wills of Christians when they fail to avoid sin. Portrayed as a trickster and usually depicted as a red, man like being with horns, cloven feet and a tail. Much of the image of the Christian Satan is an amalgam of imagery associated with gods of pagan faiths that were absorbed by Christianity as it spread further West with Roman conquest.

Job (6-12): One day the divine beings presented themselves before the Lord, and the Adversary (stn) came along with them. The Lord said to the Adversary,"Where have you been?" The Adversary answered the Lord, "I have been roaming all over the earth." The Lord said to the Adversary, "Have you noticed My servant Job? There is no one like him on earth, a blameless and upright man who fears God and shuns evil\!" The Adversary answered the Lord, "Does Job not have good reason to fear God? Why, is it You who have fenced him round, him and his household and all that he has. You have blessed his efforts so that his possessions spread out in the land. But lay Your hand upon all that he has and he will surely blaspheme You to Your face." The Lord replied to the Adversary, "See, all that he has is in your power; only do not lay a hand on him." The Adversary departed from the presence of the Lord. Common escape for those who fall into sin: Satan made me do it.

Author: Godlessscholar http://satan.urbanup.com/2362306
29. (Satan) (21↑, 5↓)
A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." \! said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US? - Because it's just a local call.

30. (Satan) (88↑, 72↓)
The word originates in old testament Judaism. - Therefore you posers can't twist it to mean whatever you want in the name of your gay goth philosophy/religion or whatever it is.

stupid satanists on this site: it's not the Christian anti-god or the Jewish adversary of humanity sane person: yes,it is...you wouldn't even have that word if the Jews didn't use it first so therefore you losers can't even redefine it and then get mad when people don't conform to your definition that you made up...look we're perfectly sane here and don't need to conform to your pathetic little goth fantasies

31. (Satan) (104↑, 91↓)
Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence\! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams\! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit\! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates\! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek\! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires\! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all\! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification\! 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years\! this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time\!

dear satan\!\! how many times? see : www.churchofsatan.com

32. (Satan) (32↑, 20↓)
A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs. Come on people don't be airheads.

Satan isn't real and neither is Jesus.

Author: Styxhexenhammer http://satan.urbanup.com/4399453
33. (Satan) (20↑, 10↓)
Goes by many names. His favorite title is "Lord of All Emos". These days humanity do so much to corrupt their souls themselves, he hardly has any work to do, so he mostly plays chess with Kim Jong Il and wonders why Cradle of Filth even bothered to release their new album in the first place. Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently. Also see [Dick Cheney] and [Adam Sandler].

"Hey, I just saw Satan\!" "Really?" "Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War"

34. (satan) (51↑, 41↓)
satan is the man in the moon

man: see that face on the moon ricky ricky: y-yes... man: thats satan ricky: ... T.T

35. (satan) (14↑, 5↓)
The Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks. A testing and reporting toolbox that collects a variety of information about networked hosts.

Hey guys, have you installed SATAN yet?

Author: Billybob Joebob http://satan.urbanup.com/3009529
36. (Satan) (16↑, 9↓)
commonly thought of as a evil male with horns, but in truth is a beautiful young girl. She is underage and favorite pass time is to seduce older guys. Another name for Satan is Lynessa, which is the original swedish translation.

*guy looks at girl walking buy* friend : "dont look at her, she's a satan"

Author: A Friend In Need http://satan.urbanup.com/4013864
37. (Satan) (22↑, 15↓)
1. an Judeo-Christian invention to scare little kids and non-christians into believing in their fairy tale book called "The Holy Bible". 2. see Britney Spears and/or George W. Bush

"Satan = George W. Bush"

Author: like i'm gonna tell http://satan.urbanup.com/3614789
38. (satan) (69↑, 63↓)
A figure created by the Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions (and their sects) to represent 'evil,' respresenting such ideas as selfishness, hubris, hedonism, free thought, and malice. Every person has a bit of Satan in them. While these religion represent the death of Satan, it would only be more natural to balance the idea within you, rather than reject one totally.

A real religion would worship God and Satan together as two different aspects of the same whole.

Author: Steve Bennett http://satan.urbanup.com/1300320
39. (satan) (14↑, 10↓)
Satan was/is: - Adolf Hitler - Josef Stalin - Heinrich Himmler - Adolf Eichmann - Saddam Hussain - Joseph Mengele - Pol Pot - Osama Bin Laden - Charles Manson - Idi Amin - Benito Mussolini

Satan are more persons. See the above.

40. (satan) (5↑, 2↓)
My dad...

no more need be said about satan...

41. (Satan) (21↑, 19↓)
Puppet Master\!\!\! Master OF Puppets\!\!\! Master OF Deception/Deceiving\!\!\! We (Humans) are all puppets of Satan\!\!\! GOD gives us life, SATAN gives us "A" life, only so he can laugh at us when we die, giving us knowledge of him and our entire life and letting us know he was there at every point of our lives giving us all that we lusted and wanted, only to grasp a soul away from God, God and Satan shake hands and are buddies, and so are "we" with Satan he is jealous he can't live in this world, so he uses us as his puppets to do his dirty work for him, mocking God, God just sits back and watches, while the devil is laughing at God, using "us" as his PUPPETS\!\!\!....just like with "Adam and Eve" The Devil tempted Eve with the Apple, and God banished them out of heaven and into the Earth so he play his sick game as a Puppet Master\!\!\!

Satan is my buddy, as is everyone else's\!\!\!

42. (Satan) (2↑, 1↓)
The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.

Satan is my best friend.\<3

Author: Jerkasauris Rex. http://satan.urbanup.com/5546946
43. (Satan) (42↑, 41↓)
Satan. aka- Lucifer or Lucy for short. Yep, you heard me. Satan is a woman. I mean, come on. Who could create that much pain and suffering other than a woman? Did you honestly think a man would be ruling hell?

Satan is me. I am Satan. Get the picture?

44. (satan) (38↑, 37↓)
most hated president ever (Hugo Chavez,from Venezuela)...

that satan doesnt STFU\!\!mofo\!SOAB

45. (Satan) (0↑, 0↓)
The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.

"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"

Author: Whatsgoooodson http://satan.urbanup.com/6032633
46. (Satan) (1↑, 1↓)
Noun: an imaginary man thought up by mankind to blame all their wrong-doings on.

Micheal Jackson: "Satan made me touch him\!" Priest: "Oh, well, in that case, you're forgiven."

Author: condemedtohell http://satan.urbanup.com/5681801
47. (Satan) (1↑, 1↓)
Name: Thomas Spence Assistant: Nicki Turner True defonition= Awsome and will kill you

Satan will kill you

48. (Satan) (2↑, 2↓)
Opposer or opposition

Satanists do not worship Lucifer, they merely oppose everything.

49. (Satan) (14↑, 14↓)
See Britney Spears or George Bush.

Britney Spears or George Bush could both be Satan. Not sure which one.

50. (satan) (22↑, 22↓)
Two words: Hilary Clinton.

Imagine Satan as our next president..

51. (Satan) (0↑, 1↓)
Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government. He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.

Name stolen: Shiva-\> Shai'tan-\> Satan Appearance stolen: Cernunnos Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune

52. (Satan) (0↑, 1↓)
Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.

satan

53. (Satan) (25↑, 26↓)
Satan is the real God of Earth. The fake God everyone believes in is a hypocrite and liar about such faith\! There is no such thing as Allah or those other stupid gimicks\! Sinning is a part of life... If no one ever sinned "Jesus" would of died for nothing and life would be pointless therefore meaning God isn't useful to your religion. So if you rather disagree fine so be it i got nothing against you wasting your own life, but don't come knocking on my door when you want forgiveness\! Especially if you didn't bother reading this and decided to stop reading half way through and skip to the next Definition\!

"If your gay your going to hell but you can still ask for forgiveness even though God made you gay to start with..." "Thats why Satan loves everyone"

Author: Gabriel Burstyn http://satan.urbanup.com/3077942
54. (Satan) (1↑, 3↓)
a biblical entity of pure evil; one of satanic nature; a cheating male; a woman; people of peruvian descent; your first ex; a person who causes you harm; one you hate

You're such a Satan. Tell that to my ex-wife. Haha

Author: A Black Man With a Pokemon http://satan.urbanup.com/5721963
55. (Satan) (1↑, 3↓)
Santa's alter ego.

"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell\!\!\!" said satan/santa

56. (SATAN) (1↑, 3↓)
An acronym used by the South American Tapir Appreciation Network.

Nobody loves those cuddly tapirs as much as SATAN\!

Author: OvaltinePatrol http://satan.urbanup.com/4186614
57. (Satan) (6↑, 8↓)
The supreme fallen angel from the courts above. Invisible, yet as real as the wind, and just as mysterious. The masses have NO idea how entrenched and clever this prince of darkness is. He is portrayed in a variety of ridiculous ways which bear no resemblance to his real character and mission. One day we will all see how deceived we were... but then it will be too late.

"I saw Satan fall from heaven like lightening."

Author: secondresurrection http://satan.urbanup.com/3499843
58. (Satan) (4↑, 7↓)
a menace.

hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.

59. (Satan) (8↑, 12↓)
the dude God bullies the most

God tells everybody Satan is the source of all evil. In reality, God kills everybody, causes me misery, and Satan just goes around telling everybody the truth about God.

Author: God can sucks Jesus' balls http://satan.urbanup.com/3799486
60. (satan) (21↑, 25↓)
Mispelling of the word 'Shaitan'(Shaytan) from the Arabic for adversary. Also the Islamic version of Satan. Was once know as Lucifer, ''The light of heaven'', in Christian dogma.

''He soon discerns, and weltring by his side One next himself in power, and next in crime, Long after known in Palestine, and nam'd Beelzebub. To whom th' Arch-Enemy, And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words Breaking the horrid silence thus began.'' -Paradise Lost, Book 1, line 79.

Author: Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton http://satan.urbanup.com/1963415
61. (satan) (24↑, 29↓)
1) Ruler of [Hell] 2) Stops Christians from leaving the faith 3) Threat used by all Christian leaders 4) HAWT

1) When I visit Hell, I'm gonna get Satan's Autograph\! 2) If you visit a muslim church Satan will get you\! 3) See 2 4) That shiznik is so satan\!

62. (satan) (24↑, 30↓)
Satan is an idea. Satan is NOT the entity so commonly reffered to as the devil. The Christians made sure you would always associate satan as being the devil to move their own agenda forward. Satan is any idea that goes against the status quo. When following the little trail of meaning, the word satan comes to simply mean "opposition." So let's get it perfectly clear: satan==any idea from any man that poses a threat against the majority's brainwashed way of life. devil==the "scary" horned demon guy that supposedly is the king of all evil in a burning existence underneath us all.

Everyone always confuses the devil with satan. Which makes more sense to you? Thought so.

Author: Robert Clarke mofo http://satan.urbanup.com/2198104
63. (Satan) (0↑, 7↓)
A evil creature against God and all creation

Emily was wondering why she is being called satan

64. (Satan) (23↑, 30↓)
Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.

Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks. Bite me, Satan.

65. (Satan) (1↑, 11↓)
He has been cast into hell by God, because he said that he wanted to be better than God. He lives in some peoples hearts, and he is destroying there lives because he wants as many people in hell as possible. Another word for Satan is 666, the anti-christ, and the devil In the end times he will say that he is Jesus when he isnt.

Satan hates Jesus.

Author: XOXOXOXO baby http://satan.urbanup.com/3866328
66. (satan) (55↑, 65↓)
satan is nothing but a liar. he tells all of his [worshipers] that he defeated [Jesus] at the cross when really he knows good and well that it was Jesus who defeated him. we are taught wrongly about satan in many religions that since Jesus defeated him we have no reason to fight for our souls because we'll be forgiven and go to [heaven]. thats not true. your whole life you have to fight against satan. he will do anything he can to get you to go to [hell]. and if you are a [satanist] and want a way out dont believe it when satan tells you you cant because of the contract in your blood. hes lying. you can. but you must devote your life to [God]. not the "god" satan, but the only true God that there ever was and ever will be. you must devote yourself to Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master and he can be yours too. dont believe anything satan tells you\!\! and just a little heads up..he can put thoughts into your mind but he cannot(and neither can his demons) read your thoughts. but God can. if you want out but are scared to say anything out loud then pray it in your mind. God will know and he will answer.

Satan was the most beautiful and intelligent thing God ever created but he thought he could take over Gods kingdom and so he tried but was defeated and sent out of heaven by Michael, the archangel. Satan was defeated by Jesus on the cross. Satanist cannot look you square in the eye and say,"Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master."\satan\satan this test is given in I John 4. if you ask them this they can and will, in most cases say yes. they can say "Jesus saved me" but which Jesus are they talking about? they can and do use the name of Jesus, they can teach and preach about Jesus, they can use the name of Jesus in prayer. but they cannot, with their own mouths, make the declaration given above. f.y.i. the majority of true satan worshipers will not admit that they are.

Author: xxlurvexofxyourxlifexx http://satan.urbanup.com/2158554
67. (satan) (18↑, 28↓)
shoves pineapples up hitlers arse in little nicky\!\!\! go him

satan: take that you dirty swine muwahaha

68. (satan) (8↑, 20↓)
the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes

"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."

69. (Satan) (58↑, 70↓)
A wimp who doesn't rule over anything.

Hell is a place of Satan's torment,not something he's in control of or rules over.

Author: Dude,Satan is a little bitch. http://satan.urbanup.com/1172877
70. (Satan) (72↑, 85↓)
Bill Clinton's lover on South Park.

Clinton and Satan BOTH have giant red asses like Liza Minelli.

Author: Satan is a nazi fag http://satan.urbanup.com/986829
71. (Satan) (36↑, 50↓)
The best thing satan did was manipulate the world into thinking he doesn't exist, that way no one would fear the punishment of their souls.

Trying to make Christianity a paradox. How does the world get created? explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc? Try to grasp the initiation of time...

Author: Jimmy Henderson http://satan.urbanup.com/1411400
72. (Satan) (80↑, 94↓)
The reason the world is in such a shitty state yesterday,today and tomarrow.

Burn in hell Satan,you sick freak\!

Author: Satan is nobody's friend. http://satan.urbanup.com/987441
73. (Satan) (16↑, 31↓)
The adversary of God and human beings. Satan was once an angel named Lucifer, but he and one-third of the angels in heaven rebelled against God and were cast out of heaven. Satan disguised himelf as a serpent, tempting Adam and Eve, and plunging the world in sin. Satan's goal is to use human beings against God--by tempting us to sin against him. His problem is with God, but merely uses human beings as pawns against God. The good news is that Satan and his demons and the prinicipalities of darkness were defeated at Calvary thanks to the Cross of Jesus Christ and his redemptive plan for us. Redemption now gives human beings the choice to follow Satan and the corrupt flesh we have, or follow God and his ways.

The good news is that Satan is a defeated foe and will have his dimise at judement day when he is cast into the Lake of Fire with his followers, demons and the antichrist.

74. (satan) (114↑, 129↓)
The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

75. (satan) (53↑, 69↓)
I do have to point out that this is SATAN we we are talking about, and not the Christian anti god that most people are led to believe. Satanism is a religion that DOES NOT believe in the SACRIFICE of CHILDREN of ANIMALS, a child or animal is the PUREST form of LIFE and is raised above all others. Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence\! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams\! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit\! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates\! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek\! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires\! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all\! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification\! 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years\! this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time\!

Satan is the acceptance of Man as an animal. and he would kick ass if he was a deity.

76. (Satan) (26↑, 42↓)
another word for Cocaine

Hey, dealer, is Satan around?

77. (satan) (18↑, 35↓)
bill clinton a.k.a. "bubba" the inbred klansmen from pigfucker arkansas

satan got impeached

78. (satan) (12↑, 29↓)
Your Best Friends Girl. Note: the "S" should be lowercase in order to preserve the honor system.

Damn, we never go bowling anymore because he is always hanging out with satan.

79. (satan) (38↑, 55↓)
the christ puncher i.e. satan

the christ puncher rocks

80. (Satan) (28↑, 46↓)
Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.

Is there really a Satan?

81. (satan) (22↑, 41↓)
A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.

Christian: "Satan is evil" Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules" Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."

Author: jenjen the en-jen http://satan.urbanup.com/1112359
82. (satan) (71↑, 92↓)
The god of homosexuals,politicians,lawyers,nambla etc.

Satan sucks\! ................................

83. (satan) (52↑, 73↓)
A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.

Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.

84. (Satan) (8↑, 30↓)
The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname\! I am Satan, so watch out\!*

Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*

Author: You_Worst_Nightmare http://satan.urbanup.com/1722710
85. (Satan) (26↑, 48↓)
An all-powerful evil being residing in Hell and keeping lost souls. Known to have a great deal of lawyers...most of them belong there.

Ms. Downing is satan.

86. (Satan) (40↑, 63↓)
1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity. 2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists 3.The churches Besttt budddyyy 4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship 5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.

Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD\!\!\!\!\!" Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies\!It'll also let us murder all non-christians\!YAY\!" Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?" Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY\!\!\!\!\!\!"

87. (satan) (50↑, 75↓)
the one and only true GOD.

satan is evrybodys friend

88. (satan) (24↑, 49↓)
The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.

*Complete silence the entire time* *Ben stops* Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence." *Continue walking* Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul." Ben-"Hm?" Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul." *Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by* Ben-"Shhh\!" Drew-"What the fuck is that?" *The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine* *Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...* Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..." Ben-"Holy shit." Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT\! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE\!" *Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring* *Get back inside* Drew-"What the fuck what that?\!" Ben-"I have no fucking clue\!"

Author: I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben http://satan.urbanup.com/1209807
89. (Satan) (6↑, 34↓)
A boy named Jimmy. He is extremely dumb. The end.

Satan just asked me what AFI is. Ugh I fucking hate him.

90. (Satan) (5↑, 34↓)
Satan is like the oposite of God.

Satan- Supposedly lives under the earths crust and is "evil", according to Christians. God- Supposedly lives in heave in the sky and is "evil" and "homosexual" to Satan lovers.

Author: *\satan*M.ae_G.al*\satan* http://satan.urbanup.com/1783395
91. (satan) (11↑, 41↓)
the person that pisses you off the most and most often.

my sister is satan... i am satan

92. (satan) (18↑, 49↓)
1.The Dark overlord of a nasty place called hell. 2.Saddam's special 'freind' on the popular cartoon South Park. 3.Also known as: Beelzebub, The Devil, Lucipher, and my personal faveourite 'Lord of the flies.'

Im sure Satan isn't that bad once you get to know him.

Author: Citezen:Erased http://satan.urbanup.com/1157813
93. (satan) (28↑, 62↓)
The United States. (eg, Ayatollah Khomenei: "we must destroy the Great Satan".) Any American abroad. European view of US.

"Satan is running amok again" - typical comment on any aspect of current US foreign policy by anyone at all outside US.

Author: James William http://satan.urbanup.com/1265214
94. (Satan) (32↑, 67↓)
Fallen angel who temps you with the better things in life without work. He is the enemy of the christian religion and is the biggest scapegoat in the history of time. Several of the flaws in the christian religion are blamed on Satan, and that the fact he has several names is a lie. Satan is ONLY satan, not lucifer, beelzebub, or baphomet.

Christianity is kept alive by the fear of hell and Satan.

95. (satan) (33↑, 69↓)
The idol of satanism, created by Magus Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997), and the greatest religon ever, the religon is based on logic rather than spirtual things, for worshipping of fleshy things produce pleasure. And whose bible is "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey I am a satanist

Satan represents responsibi;ity to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires\!

Author: Eddie Wang servant of satan http://satan.urbanup.com/1352508
96. (Satan) (19↑, 66↓)
The original devil, commonly affiliated with satirical christian humour, taken more lightly then he once was. Indicating a steady decline in the number of chirstians. Satan thought he could be golrious and rise above God. I guess he just couldn't go ss3

Satan: Errrahh RErrrrahhh ERHHHAHAH God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku

97. (Satan) (12↑, 59↓)
[Dan Warlick] is Satan AKA [Mulatto Dan] AKA Member of [The Trifecta of Dans]

Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt." Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time "I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually [Bruce Campbell]'s evil twin.

Author: "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson http://satan.urbanup.com/817901
98. (SATAN) (51↑, 103↓)
A [god] who should be worshiped and everyone should bow down to the one and only god SATAN\!\!\!

SATAN is a FUCKEN legend\!\!

99. (satan) (32↑, 105↓)
my mighty big red god

satan is my god and he will rule you all

100. (satan) (8↑, 85↓)
adam thinks nikki is satan

nikki can control shiney demons. cuz shes satan.

101. (satan) (78↑, 165↓)
The true god\! there is no other just satan. the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy\! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap. satan is a true friend to all depressed people

the church lies to all for satan is are real god, master, and he runs are home after death. satan can be my friend for he shale bless me even if I have sined once or twice. satan will forgive all so sin away\!

102. (satan) (62↑, 396↓)
The one TRUE and REAL God\! He deserves to be worshipped as such\! Hail Satan\!

Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN\!

Author: Shannon Morris http://satan.urbanup.com/1916336
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